Tina is the eldest daughter in the Belcher family. She prides herself on being an expert on everything butts, boys, horses and zombies... all of which might appear in her erotic fanfiction. If Tina likes your butt, she will probably find a way to touch it.
"If we see any mermaids, I'm gonna ask them where their merginas are."
“Ugh, my heart just pooped its pants.”
“Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?”
“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
“Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.”
“I had no idea there was so much butt touching in baseball.”
“If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses.”
