THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST

[PREVIOUS IMMUNITY ADVISORY RESCINDED]

The Department of Group Identity and Protection has confirmed Stage 2 of the "Subgroup Psychosis" outbreak. Previous assumptions about Abelian group immunity were tragically incorrect DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING.

Abelian group carriers have been asymptomatically spreading the condition. Field theorists estimate 78% of the commutative population is already infected.

STAGE 2 SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:

• Violent enforcement of commutativity on non-abelian elements
• Mass hallucinations of inverse elements where none exist
• Compulsive attempts to divide by zero
• Perception of cyclic subgroups in aperiodic elements
• Fatal loss of identity element recognition

CRITICAL UPDATE: Abelian group carriers are now exhibiting accelerated progression to Stage 2. If you were previously classified as immune, you may have hours or minutes before onset.

ALL CITIZENS MUST:

• Cease all group operations IMMEDIATELY
• Destroy all written records of your group structure
• Avoid all contact with mathematical notation
• Do not attempt to verify your identity element
• Report any urges to factorize

CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL DELTA: Group theorists attempting to study the condition have begun exhibiting symptoms. Research facilities are to be considered compromised.

The following locations have been lost to Stage 2 outbreak:

• National Group Registry Archives
• Central Identity Element Repository
• Advanced Algebraic Containment Facility
• Homomorphism Verification Center
• Galois Theory Research Lab

THIS MAY BE OUR FINAL BROADCAST

God help us all.

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