One element of old man Kraus's senior government class was the mock election. Everyone must devise and advertise a candidate for governor of Oregon. Micheal Hansen, comrade Dmitriy Litvin, and myself created Alfred Warwick Leelam, Ivan Kournikov, and Roscoe J. Fusset, respectively. Together we made three commercials each advertising the quirks and weirdness of each candidate.Later, I made a short compilation of the three commercials (which themselves are pretty long and sedate). That's what you see here.